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• Most people have seen on their rear view mirrors: WARNING!
  Objects may appear closer than they really are. Maybe liquor companies need to include the following...
• FOO 1. [from the Yiddish 'feh' or Anglo-Saxon 'fooey'] interj.
  Term of disgust. 2. [from FUBAR, WWII acronym, often seen as FOOBAR] Name used for temporary programs, or as arbitrary names....
• Tagline: what you stand in to get your license plates.
• Trade ya' some MIPs for some MegaFlops!
• Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
  Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I....
• PERFORMANCE PROVEN .........
  Works through Beta Test -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view...
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• Somewhere nearby is colossal cave, where others have found fortunes in treasure treasure and gold, though it is rumored that some who enter are never seen seen again.
  Magic is said to work in the cave. I will be your eyes and and hands....