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• Figures figure and women lie.
• Figures lie and women figure.....
• Just lie back and enjoy it!
• England's monarchy is how old? 1000 years? Jesus, you guys must have a hell of a lot of laws!
  -- an anonymous sysadmi...
• Just lie on your back and float.
• Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.
• Women were born to lie, and men to believe them.
• Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. -- Anonymous (advice to teenage boys)
• Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, And heed well their advice.
  .. even though they be turkeys. -- Anonymou...