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Life Is A Jest, And All Things Show It; I Thought So Once, But Now I Know It.
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Life is a jest, and all things show it;
I thought so once, but now I know it.
-- John Gay (1688-1732)
-- My own Epitaph
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Here lies my wife: her let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
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I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.
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Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only cannot here deny But much enjoyed as life flew by.
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