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• The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
  -- King Farouk of Egypt, 1948...
• Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
• Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
• Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism.
  The way you play it is free will. -- Jawaharlal Nehru...
• It is pitch dark. You will likely fall into a hole & die.
• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
• If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry, you will also regret it.
• Evolution--life's a niche, and then you die.