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  50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time....
• The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor.
  You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do....
• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
• Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
• Overheard in a bar: Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!
  Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now....
• Man: Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!
  Woman: No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now. -- Overheard in a ba...
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette