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Life Is Like A Roller Coaster, But I'm Glad To Be Tall Enough To Ride.
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Life is like a roller coaster, but I'm glad to be tall enough to ride.
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Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose.
Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past on a roller coaster....
ROLLER-SKATERS like to roll around.
Man: ... and you'll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.
Bart: Really? Wow, I should have started a long time ago!...
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
METER Maid: tall enough to look the meter in the eye.
coaster n. 1. Unuseable CD produced during failed attempt at writing to writeable or re-writeable CD media.
Certainly related to the coaster-like shape of a CD, and the relative value of these failures....
Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say that. -- "Homer the Heretic...