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• I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird.
  Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -- Paul McCartney...
• Character Density, n.: The number of very weird people in the office.
• No matter how weird or absurd, if you whisper it, people will believe it.
• character density, n.: The number of very weird people in the office.
• My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American pop culture.
  -- Weird Al Yankovic...
• Life is too short for short people!
• Many people are secretly interested in life.