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• I used to have a life, then I started watching hockey games.
• I'd rather be watching hockey.
• Not now! I'm watching the hockey game!
• Life is what happens while you are making other plans. LENNON
• Leave me alone. I'm watching the hockey game!
• SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
• Is big brother watching? What do you think?
• Life is wonderful. Without it, there would be no hockey.
• Probably one of the greatest tests of self-control is expertise in the ability to perform a task
  while watching someone do what you can do so well, in the wrong way, with predictably disasterous results, and not say anything....