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• Surfing the Internet" is a sad term for sad people.
  Get a board, find a beach, surf some REAL waves and get a *real* life....
• Life's a beach!
• Life's a beach, and then you dive...
• Life's a beach, and then you drown.
• Life's a beach, and then you dry.
• What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach?
  Looking at television eight hours a day? I think we have to appreciate that we're alive for only a limited period of time, and we'll spend most of our lives working....
• Surfing in Nebraska.
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce. -- Galbraith