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• Life is too short for short people!
• Life's too short not too laugh.
• It was alway yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a good thing to make it too common.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• Life is too short to learn Oracle!
• Life is too short to wait in lines.
• Life's too short for bad coffee.
• Life is too short. -- Bart Gold
• How many chess grandmasters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too "Short"....
• Which makes life itself a lie, Flattering dust with eternity.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Sardanapalus, Act i, Sc. 2...