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• I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
• When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.
  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. -- Robert Schuma...
• Sheri/Terri: Look at Missus Potato Head! She has a head made out of lettuce.
  [Giggles.] Ralph: I can't believe I used to go out with you....
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• Karen has her own I, and she is not going to let Frank put his data into it.
  -- F. D. Boswell Computer Science 240...
• Life in a vacuum sucks.
• Life sucks, but Death swallows!
• Life sucks, but does it swallow?