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Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
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Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, programming, and con security, the fen will do what they damn well please.
Q. What do elephants and giraffes have in common? A.
They both have long necks, except for the elephants....
Please! Do not break character!
How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it....
Why do five pins seem like a little, but five elephants seem like a lot?
...If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
Lightning strikes.
Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate