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Like A Trip To The Dentist. . . You Only Go When You Have To, And You Know It's Gonna Hurt.
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Like a trip to the dentist. . . you only go when
you have to, and you know it's gonna hurt.
-- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03
-- 3.0 Chapter 3. Stand-Alone Dump
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SVC dump is like a burglar alarm. . . . It lets you know something's wrong and helps you pinpoint where it started.
-- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 2.0 Chapter 2. SVC Dump...
A SNAP dump is like getting a snapshot of yourself while hitting a baseball.
You can go back later and look at what you did wrong so that you can improve....
Like that one drawer in your kitchen ... full of all kinds of unrelated stuff that winds up being necessary when you least expect it.
-- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 6.0 Chapter 6. The Dump Grab Bag...
A laser that allows you to perform surgery on the system.
. . . and you don't need a PhD! -- MVS/ESA: Diagnosi...
Save time! Save money! Suppress those dumps! -- MVS/ESA
Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 16.0 Chapter 16. Dump Suppressio...
The system's pasta maker. . . take a lump of dough, send it through AMBLIST, and you come out with beautiful spaghetti!
-- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 14.0 Chapter 14. AMBLIST...
You don't want to see system messages, you just want everything to work right.
But since you have to use them, here's how. -- MVS/ESA...
Using GTF is like programming your VCR to tape that important show while you're at the bowling league.
It takes some time and planning to set it up right, but hey, you get to see your show!...
Just a little picture before the lights go out. -- MVS/ESA
Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 4.0 Chapter 4. ABEND Dump...