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Lillehammer? You must have seen me swimming in cold water
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I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
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Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
It's a cold fish! It's DEAD IN THE WATER!
Have you seen the bridge?
In Order to see what few have seen, you must go where few have gone, and do what few have done.
If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold.
For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you....