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Lions May Not Be Taken To The Theater In Maryland.
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Lions may not be taken to the theater in Maryland.
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In the trial of all criminal cases, the Jury shall be the Judges of Law, as well as of fact, except that the Court may pass upon the sufficiency of the evidence to sustain a conviction.
-- Article XV, section 5, Constitution of Maryland....
This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.
One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one computer language to another and has a built-in editing system which identifies errors in the original program....
In spite of what you may have heard, it is permissible to yell "FIRE!
in a theatre, particularly if the theater is on fire....
Lions do it with pride.
A prominent broadcaster, on a big-game safari in Africa, was taken to a watering hole where the life of the jungle could be observed.
As he looked down from his tree platform and described the scene into his tape recorder, he saw two gnus grazing peacefully....
You may be redneck... if you've taken toilet paper home from work.
Really. And do these lions eat ants?