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Liquor Sellers Do Not Drink; They Hate To See You Twice.
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Liquor sellers do not drink; they hate to see you twice.
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Welcome to Utah. If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!
People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it. -- Peter Selle
Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
If you have to hate, hate gently.
If you have to hate, hate gently
Where do you place your hate? -- Henry Goldblum