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• A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it. BEECHAM
• Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle. -- Sir Thomas Beecham
• The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud. -- Sir Thomas Beecham
• If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
• Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
  -- Sir Thomas Beecham...
• If they can now make a whistle only a dog can hear, how come they can't make music only a teenager can hear?
• In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.
  -- Sir Thomas Beecham, on Bruckner's 7th symphony...
• Did you hear that A man who likes to be in bed can usually find a girl willing to listen to him.
• The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.