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Little Willie, Brand New Skates. Hole In Ice, Pearly Gates.
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Little Willie,
Brand new skates.
Hole in ice,
Pearly gates.
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Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some dynamite, See the grief on mother's brow
Couldn't understand it quite; Mother loved her darling well -- Curiosity never pay...
The human being is an amazing creature! He can't even make a worm, yet he makes gods by the dozen!
! -- St. Peter, Pearly Gates comic strip...
So much time, and so little to do. -- Willie Wonka
Papa's got a brand new bag. -- James Brow
Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?
The other drunk says, "Whaddya mean hear about 'em? I married one!" -- Hap Happy...
It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....