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• liveware /li:v'weir/ n. 1. Synonym for wetware. Less common.
  2. [Cambridge] Vermin. "Waiter, there's some liveware in my salad......
• meatware: n. Synonym for {wetware}. Less common. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
• wetware: /wet'weir/ [prob. from the novels of Rudy Rucker] n.
  1. The human nervous system, as opposed to computer hardware or software....
• meatware n. Synonym for wetware. Less common.
• wetware /wet'weir/ n. [prob. from the novels of Rudy Rucker] 1.
  The human nervous system, as opposed to computer hardware or software....
• ware: [from `software'] suff. Commonly used to form jargon terms for classes of software.
  For examples, see {careware}, {crippleware}, {crudware}, {freeware}, {fritterware}, {guiltware}, {liveware}, {meatware}, {payware}, {psychedelicware}, {shareware}, {shelfware}, {vaporware}, {wetware}....
• iff: v.,n. Synonym for {poll}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
• bomb: 1. v. General synonym for {crash} (sense 1) except that it is not used as a nou
  esp. used of software or OS failures. "Don't run Empire with less than 32K stack, it'll bomb....
• charityware: /cha'rit-ee-weir`/ n. Syn. {careware}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary