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• User fell asleep while waiting. -- WindowError: 024
• You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
  Oops sorry, wrong fortune....
• Cubert: "Robots are very good at keeping secrets." Bende
  No, we're not, you little bed-wetter. Oops, I'm sorry....
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
  -- WindowError: 683...
• Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.