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Loafer-- Someone Trying To Make Two Weekends Meet.
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Loafer-- someone trying to make two weekends meet.
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If a loafer is not a nuisance to you, it is a sign that you are somewhat of a loafer yourself.
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
Asking a Republican Senate and Democratic House to make a law is like trying to fry a single egg in two pans.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
How many home owners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes two weekends and four trips to the hardware store....
You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
-- Dale Carnegie...
You make ends meet...and they hate each other!
Homer: Oh. My dreams will go unfulfilled? Oh, no!
I don't like the sound of that one bit. That means I have nothing to hope for....
Just trying out a new thing or two ...
I'm trying to make a very careful random choice.