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• How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he uses a chainsaw.
• Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
  Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
• Weendoze? we don need no steenkin Weendoze!
• Clinton: Al, I need a orange juice substitute and I need it now.
• What tax form does Clinton file? 1040-BS
• Al Gore's new job: organizing Clinton lemon cookie sales.