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Look! A Ladder! Maybe It Leads To Heaven, Or A Sandwich! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Reality is a sandwich I did not order. -- Zippy the Pinhead
CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hmmm.. a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a TROLLEY-CAR.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- -- Zippy the Pinhead
I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA... But no WOO-WOO!" -- Zippy the Pinhead