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• If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Field
• If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. -- W. C. Field
• To be a successful father there's one absolute rule
  when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. -- Ernest Hemingway...
• Leela: "Are you real, or am I seeing single?" Alcaza
  Ow. Of course I'm real." Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun....
• Here's lookin' at you kid. -- Nick
• If at first you don't succeed, you have the potential of being a NASA engineer!
• If it ain't broken, you haven't been using it to its full potential.
• For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.