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• Call upon a man of business during hours of business only to transact your business.
  Then go about your business and give him time to attend to his business. -- Anonymou...
• Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate?
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• Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
  -- Calvin Keega...
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  That's all right, I'm headed his way. I'll give it to him when I see him." -- Edward Abbey...
• Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
  Give him a mask and he will tell the truth. Oscar Wilde...