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• How come they call it "prime time," when we really do not have anything better to do than watch television?
  What this society needs is a few less channels and not quite so many flavors of ice cream, or for that matter, fewer flavors of bubble gum and pop corn....
• We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. -- John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• It has been said that trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment rooted in the ground.
  But they never seem so to me. I never saw a discontented tree....
• T is sweet to hear the watch-dog's honest bark Bay deep-mouth'd welcome as we draw near home
  'T is sweet to know there is an eye will mark Our coming, and look brighter when we come....
• So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....