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• She is mine own, And I as rich in having such a jewel As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
• O, I have passed a miserable night, So full of ugly sigh
  of ghastly dreams, That, as I am a Christian faithful man, I would not spend another such a night, Though 't were to buy a world of happy days....
• Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
  Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?...
• O, I could play the woman with mine eyes And braggart with my tongue.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
• Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottages princes' palaces.
  It is a good divine that follows his own instructio...
• Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace
  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....
• Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made
  Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange....
• As in a theatre, the eyes of men, After a well-graced actor leaves the stage, Are idly bent on him that enters next, Thinking his prattle to be tedious.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard II -- Act v, Sc. 2...