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Loser: Guy Who Plays Monopoly And Gets Mugged On Boardwalk.
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Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and gets mugged on Boardwalk.
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A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
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Will Riker, your first officer! He's...he's very good at poker!...
It's hard to say who brags more, the reformed smoker or the guy whose car gets 30 miles to the gallon.
-- James Alexande...
Some play for gain; to pass time others play For nothing
both play the fool I say: Nor time nor coin I'll lose, or idly spend...
Nightmare: A bard who plays the accordian.
Who cares how it plays in Peoria?