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• I made it a rule to forbear all direct contradictions to the sentiments of others, and all positive assertion of my own.
  I even forbade myself the use of every word or expression in the language that imported a fixed opinion, such as "certainly", "undoubtedly", etc....
• I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
• British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.
  C. ... They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in the hand of the Arabs....
• Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
  -- Tommy Coope...