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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• Mature software: code old enough that for every bug fixed, one or more new bugs are created.
  -- Karl Lehenbaue...
• Version 1.0 - Buggier than Maine in June, eats data.
  Version 1.1 - Eats data only occasionally, upgrades free to avoid litigation by disgruntled users of Version 1....
• There are bugs and then there are bugs. And then there are bugs. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• Bugs? What bugs? //\\oo//\\ //\\@@//
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• bugs in the RAID
• Bugs in the teeth.