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• If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
  Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....
• Just go out for a breath of air, and you'll be ready for Medicare.
  The city streets are really quite a thrill, if the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will....
• The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink.
  Then add the kitchen sink. -- Edward Abbey...
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• See the halibuts and the sturgeons being wiped out by detergents.
  Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, but they don't last long if they try....
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
  -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. -- Harry S. Truma