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• As you face the side opposite the entrance, two short sides of carved and polished wood are to your left and right.
  The left panel is mahogany, the right pine. The wall you face is red on its left half and black on its right....
• For the love of phlegm...a stupid wall of death rays.
  How tacky can ya get? -- Post Brothers comic...
• I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am no
  or ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people...
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
  -- 15 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• If you like the post office, you are going to LOVE national health care. -- Anon.
• Two inches taller than spherical.
• Now, before I post the starting line-up, I want to assure those of you whose names are not on the list.
  .. that I'm very disappointed in you....
• The post office is required to deliver a minimum of two bills per day to each house.
  There is no maximum....
• TREE, n. A tall vegetable intended by nature to serve as a penal apparatus, though through a miscarriage of justice most trees bear only a negligible fruit, or none at all.
  When naturally fruited, the tree is a beneficient agency of civilization and an important factor in public morals....