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A Baby Is The Human Race's Way Of Insisting That The Universe Give It Another Chance.
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A baby is the human race's way of insisting that the universe give it another
chance.
-- Solomon Short
Related:
A human being is a computer's way of making another computer.
Yes, we are their sex organs. -- Solomon Sho...
The universe does not give first warnings. Or second chances. -- Solomon Sho
The human race never solves any of its problems- it only outlives them. -- Solomon Sho
Life is to the universe as rust is to iron. We are
in the final judgement (on a planetary scale, certainly), nothing more than an advanced form of corrosion, just one more way for the universe to wear itself out a little faster....
The most important invention in the history of the human race is the written contract.
It makes it possible for individual parties to list all the different ways they distrust each other....
The amount of entropy in the universe is constant -- except when it increases. -- Solomon Sho
The universe is full of surprises -- most of them nasty. -- Solomon Sho
The hard questions always have more than one right answer.
The easy questions have no answers at all. That's the universe's way of keeping things balanced....
The human brain is the only computer in the world made out of meat. -- Solomon Sho