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• Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew
• CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser!
• Examples of the output generated when running commonly typed commands under YODIX, the new Unix-like operating system for Star Wars fans (Submitted by Dave Finton)
  # pwd Know you not where you are. Show you I shall....
• You are not my father -- Luke Skywalke
• LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.
  BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft....
• I have a very strange feeling about this... -- Luke Skywalke
• Our lives are merely strange dark interludes in the electrical display of God the Father!
  Eugene O'Neill (1888-1953) "Strange Interlude" (1928)...
• Come, come," said Tom's father, "at your time of life
  There's no longer excuse for thus playing the rake-- It is time you should think, boy, of taking a wife"-- "Why, so it is, father--whose wife shall I take?...
• Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
  Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...