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Machine language programmers do it very fast.
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COBOL programmers do it very slow.
COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
(Synonymous with {evil}.) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by {card walloper}s to do boring mindless things on {dinosaur} mainframes....
Basic: Language of choice by non-programmers.
DNA: the ultimate RIS machine language
COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....
Why do trans-atlantic transfers take so long? Electrons don't swim very fast.
-- john@minster.york.ac.uk and whh@PacBell.COM...
Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Ede
Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful....