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• Ada programmers do it by committee.
• Ada programmers do it in packages.
• APL programmers do it backwards.
• APL programmers do it in a line.
• APL programmers do it in the workspace.
• APL programmers do it with stile.
• COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
• Computer programmers do it interactively.