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• I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS! -- Henry Kissinge
• The best preparation for life or a career is not learning to be competitive, but learning to be cooperative.
• Rudin's Law In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
• 10. Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• Out of the best and most productive years of each man's life
  he should carve a segment in which he puts his private career aside to serve his community and his country, and thereby serve his children, his neighbors, his fellow men, and the cause of freedom....
• Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.
• 17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes.
  ..well...fully sexual if you know what I mean. -- Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
• In a crisis again.