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MADNESS A Condition That Can Drive People To Buy Albums By A Minogue In The Mistaken Belief That They Contain Any Display Of Talent.
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MADNESS
A condition that can drive people to buy albums by a Minogue in the
mistaken belief that they contain any display of talent.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
KYLIE I discovered today that "kylie" is actually Aboriginal for a boomerang.
Which explains how Kylie Minogue's career keeps bouncing back, despite a lack of talent....
MARINA One of those places where lots of people in boats sail around
and little kids hang their fishing rods over the edge in the belief that they're going to catch a whopper which will feed their family that night....
ISM Any distinctive doctrine, theory or practice. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
INTERDIGIT Another one of those words that no-one of any importance ever uses.
Probably devised by the same guy who thought up "recalcitrant"....