Related:

• LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.
  The popular type and exponent of obstinacy is the mule, a most intelligent animal....
• BOTTLE-NOSED, adj. Having a nose created in the image of its maker.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune.
  Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PRELATE, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and a fat preferment.
  One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of God. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PLOW, n. An implement that cries aloud for hands accustomed to the pen.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Pig, n.: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite
  which, however, is inferior in scope, for it balks at pig....