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• Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
• magnocartic, adj: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• MAGNOCARTIC: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• SPAGMUMPS: Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• phosflink: To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life).
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• SLURM: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• mittsquinter, adj: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• GLEEMITES: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend