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• MAINTENANCE FREE ...........
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• Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
  -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_...
• Any problem in your home can be fixed, except that leaking faucet.
• No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap. -- Carrie Snow
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• When in doubt, chose free will!
• When a pencil point breaks, the nearest sharpener is exactly 1000 feet away.
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