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  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner alongside Mr.
  Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic. "Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, "The Biography of a Dead Cow", is published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship....
• I don't know, what do you think?
• Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
  Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
• Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
  Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....
• I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.
• Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
  Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...