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An Army Is Like A Piece Of Spaghetti. You Can't Stand Behind And Push, You Have To Get Out In Front And Pull.
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An army is like a piece of spaghetti. You can't stand behind and push,
you have to get out in front and pull.
-- George S. Patton
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2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!