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Make the world a better place and stick a needle in your nose.
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PNIH: Place Needle In Haystack
Cross you heart, hope to die, Stick a needle in your eye, Jam a dagger in your thigh, Eat a horse manure pie!
-- Bart, from The Simpso...
Your world is a miserable, doomed place.
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Make up your mind, Bill Clinton and stick with your decision!
Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in your hole....
Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death.
Make like a nose and boogie!
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.