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"Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough
as it is without wanting to invent any more of it."
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made.
No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter....
Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night....
You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer....