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A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied To One.
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting
tied to one.
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
-- Helen Rowland, American journali...
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BACHELOR: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
Nothing irritates women more than a happy bachelor!
A tied-up sack. No blame, no praise.
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Avoid temporary variables and strange women.