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• Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.
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• Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.
  -- Robert D Sprecht (Rand Corp.)...
• Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.
  --Robert D. Sprech...
• Johnson's Third Law: If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue which contained the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.
  Corollary: All of your friends either missed it, lost it or threw it out....
• WEATHER Environmental conditions which necessitate the wearing of whatever article/s of clothing you just happen not to have brought with you.
  This is because weather has an average unpredictability factor of 97%....
• This light can be lit with a switch which usually can be found next to the entrance of the room.
• I cannot give you a formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure--which i
  Try to please everybody. -- Herbert Bayard Swope (1830-1958), speech, 1950 (US newspaper editor)...