Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its
habits... For my part I would as soon be descended from [a] baboon
... as from a savage who delights to torture his enemies ... treats
his wives like slaves ... and is haunted by the grossest suspicions.
-- Charles Darwin (1809-1882)
Pascal n.
An Algol-descended language designed by
Niklaus Wirth on the CDC 6600 around 1967-68 as an instructional
tool for elementary programming. This language, designed primarily
to keep students from shooting themselves in the foot and thus
extremely restrictive from a general-purpose-programming point of
view, was later promoted as a general-purpose tool and, in fact,
became the ancestor of a large family of languages including
Modula-2 and Ada (see also bondage-and-discipline l
summed up by a devastating (and, in its deadpan way, screamingly
funny) 1981 paper by Brian Kernighan (of K&...