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Manuel, Have You Ever Heard Of The Bubonic Plague? It Was Rather Popular Here.
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Manuel, have you ever heard of the bubonic plague?
It was rather popular here...
-- Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), "Fawlty Towers", British television show
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