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• I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts.
  After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough....
• When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, I didn't like it, I didn't inhale it, and never tried it again.
  -- Bill Clinton -- The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993...
• Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away.
  May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances....
• Let's all face the facts. This world in which many if not most of us live will never be a better place until such time as it is occupied by a better class of tenents.
• All the world knows me in my book, and my book in me.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. v...
• A ship at sea is its own world. To be the captain of a ship is to be the unquestioned ruler of that world and requires all of the leadership skills of a prince or minister.
  -- Col. Corazon Santiago, "Leadership and the Sea...
• How many presidential candidates -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Less and less all the time....
• Embryos and idiots, eremites and friars, White, black, and gray, with all their trumpery.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book iii, Line 474...
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....